- my doctor: okay so why do you want weight loss surgery?
- fake reason: you know i really just wanna get healthier, i want to have more energy so when i have kids i can keep up with them. also diabetes and hypertension run in my family so i wanna protect myself from getting that.
- real reason: Because I'm trynna get chose by Drake and I need this stomach flat and this ass fat so I can be the future mother of his children. Drake needs someone physically and mentally fit to keep up with his witty personality and fast lifestyle. Plus it will bring me closer to Beyoncé...
Beyoncé and Jay Z in Portofino, Italy. (9-6-14) (2)
The Seven Deadly Sins of Pop
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
oh my god the original moreos post
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